The bet is on if we bomb Iraq again. We’ll let the net decide who wins. ☯92JUL

Fridays are both :) and :( for me. I get to go out and stay up all night but I also won’t be able to communicate online for two days. ☯94MAY

Here’s to the annihilation of car crashes, beer-bottle-smashing yahoos, and all other causes of glass on the roads. ☯91NOV

Something really weird happened at 12:11 AM. My bike blew a tire while parked in my room. It scared the living ^&$% out of me. ☯91NOV

I’ve never cared much for graphic equalizers, but some people can’t live without them. ☯90SEP

CDs are taking over and it seems like a marketing scam to make all of us replace our entire LP music collection. ☯91JUN

Will it take unvarnished genocide within our own borders before some of us are willing to admit that we live in a police state? ☯90JAN

I’m hardly a newbie. I’ve been on the net for 11 years. ☯94JUN

I’m having a nightmare in which the ultimately stupid post has been written, and it signals the coming of the apocalypse. ☯94JUN

Give cops the responsibility of enforcing laws that they really don’t respect, and guess what happens? ☯93DEC

What are you doing wasting time posting on the net when people are dying from careless gun handling? ☯94JUN

The last one off the net is a COMPUNERD!!! ☯85APR

I would be a glad human if I never saw another mountain generated with binary subdivision. ☯89NOV

In a few days all of us computers are going to get real pissed at you humans and launch World War III in your faces. ☯87SEP

Please, think before you post next time. ☯88SEP