If you outlaw bots, only the outlaws will have bots. ☯93MAR

Who are you to stifle somebody’s creativity, should they desire to express it in the form of a bot? ☯93MAR

Where is your smiley? Did you forget it, or are you in favor of genocide? ☯84OCT

I sit here looking at this iridescent marble I have here on this fake wood desk trying so damn desperately to tell you all who I am. ☯94JAN

I think the future of personal communications holds great things in store for us, but privacy won’t be one those things. ☯94AUG

I can’t imagine having to drive through Texas because of all the people I would have to set on fire. ☯94JAN

We’re a home for those interested in lethal and non-lethal weaponry, mind control, dolphin research, the pyramids, and psychoactives. ☯94JUL

The information revolution is now. More and more our liberty will depend on the acquisition, dissemination, and control of knowledge. ☯94JUL


My system locked up and a tiny little smiley-face appeared on the screen. ☯92MAR

I just learned that I have a virus lurking on my word processing disk. ☯91JUL

Yesterday, my dock flipped over, the screen melted, and my windows vanished. ☯93OCT

Windows is beeping like crazy—do I have a virus or is it just lame programming? ☯93FEB

Watch your computer real close now and expect another virus to come through the net. It’s a trendy thing these days. ☯88NOV